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Sunday, September 11, 2011

getting hit on by gullible 12 year olds

i cant believe how gullible guys my age are now adays XD

so i was at a rock concert, and this guy walks over to me and tells me his friend thought i was cute and wanted to talk to me. i said "please go away". so after the concert, i ran into those two guys again, and one of them tried to ask me out. seeing this as a golden oppurtunity to test out my british accent, i asked them what the heck was wrong with them in a british accent, AND THEY TOTALLY BOUGHT IT! one of the guys said, "you have a british accent? thats so cool!" i replied and told him i was adopted from england when i was three, and even though id lived in america for most my life, the accent had stayed. it was so funny, they looked at me like i was the coolest person they had ever met. when i finally found an excuse to leave, i burst out laughing.

luckily this concert was in Murray, so i will never see those guys again.
but to tell you the truth, i was kinda flattered when they told me my british accent was awesome. ive been working on it forever, and its finally good enough to fool 2 twelve year olds.


question of the day: there is an extremely mean cat on your head. another minute up there, he will claw yo face off. but if you try to get him off, he will eat yo hands!and then claw yo face off!
how you gonna get'm off before he claws yo face off with out having him eat yo hands?


-Evie

Saturday, September 10, 2011

first post...woohoo.

<----------- in case you didnt know, thats a llama.
well, a wise girl once said, "the first post on a blog is always the hardest".(this wise girl was me.) because you have to sorta introduce yourself. so here goes!

well, my name is Evie, and i love llamas.

i like: saying "purple llama" in chinese, eating food, singing, reading, writing, llamas, insulting people in chinese, llamas,having fun, and did i mention llamas?

i really dont like: losing my voice. i like to talk loudley,and when i lose my voice not only do i lose the ability to scream my head off, i also sound like a dude.


okay, so ive always had 2 secret wishes. ive always wanted to be really tall,and ive always wanted a british accent. sadly i am 4 foot 8 inches, so the tall thing wont be coming true anytime soon, and i live in america. no awesome accent for me :(


and well, i guess you know a little bit more about me. aint that just spiffy?
anyways, at the end of each post, i am going to write a really random question. post your answer in the comments!

uh oh! canada is being attacked by aliens!!! the only way to save the canadians is with LLAMAS! you have 5 purple llamas to use to try and send the aliens back to space! how are you going to use your llamas to save canada?